Welcome, enthusiasts, to a spine-tingling journey into the world of kit cars—a realm where dreams of automotive greatness often meet a grim fate. In this chilling exposé, we dare to delve into the depths of some of the most cringe-worthy and nightmarish kit car builds ever attempted. Join us as we uncover the horror stories lurking behind these ill-fated creations.
Fiero-Based Faux Exotics:
The Fiero, once a respectable ride in the '80s, meets a tragic end when transformed into counterfeit Ferraris or Lamborghinis. The inherent shortcomings of the Fiero, particularly its short wheelbase, lead to grotesque proportions in attempts to replicate iconic exotics. As the video grimly illustrates, these endeavors often result in outcomes so cringe-worthy that they haunt the dreams of enthusiasts. The devaluation of the original Fiero serves as a grim reminder of the folly of such endeavors.
Thunderbird Transformed into Retro Nightmare:
Enter the realm of horror as kits attempt to morph '89 to '97 Ford Thunderbirds into '49 to '51 Ford replicas. The result? Monstrosities with slabsided sides, outlandish fins, oval taillights, and an overall appearance so ghastly it could curdle the blood. Despite the Thunderbird's modest merits, its value is savagely diminished when subjected to these macabre transformations.
The Ghastly Gazelle – A Mercedes SSK Imitation:
Prepare to shudder as we encounter the Gazelle—an attempt to capture the elegance of the Mercedes SSK gone terribly awry. Built on humble Volkswagen or Pinto chassis, the Gazelle is a ghastly amalgamation of '20s and '30s aesthetics, resulting in a vehicle as tacky as it is terrifying. Owners cling to these horrors, unable to rid themselves of the curse of gaudiness that permeates these unfortunate creations.
Bradley GT2 – The Ultimate Horror Show:
Behold the Bradley GT2, a creature born in 1975 with a million-dollar development cost and a soul as twisted as its design. With a Volkswagen foundation, ill-fitting gullwing doors, and an overall awkward visage, the Bradley GT2 epitomizes the folly of the kit car world. Despite initial interest, these abominations have faded into obscurity, serving as cautionary tales to all who dare tread the path of kit car creation.
Kit Cars - A Grave Investment:
As our harrowing journey draws to a close, we are reminded of the chilling risks associated with kit car investments. Lacking legitimate Vehicle Identification Numbers (VINs) and plagued by challenges in resale, these creations are condemned to wander the automotive underworld. In stark contrast, classic American muscle cars and trucks stand as beacons of light in the darkness—worthy of restoration and reverence amidst the shadows cast by their monstrous counterparts.
In the eerie silence that follows, remember:
tread carefully in the world of kit cars, for where there is light, there is also darkness. Until next time, may your rides be true and your nightmares relegated to the realm of fiction.